Weird Craigslist Moment

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
09/05/2013 at 12:50 • Filed to: FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST, LOLCARS

So I'm just searching around in CL for fun cars that I can't afford (giving I already have a fun car) and what happens? I find this weird ass add.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/404721…

He wants to take over a finance/lease of a high end car but has no credit, but don't worry he's got a family construction business and can pay his bills. Nice pic he found on the internet to be his ad picture too...

And hates Gypsys. Yep, he said it. "NO GYPSYS"

DISCUSSION (12)

Mathias Rios > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/05/2013 at 12:55

HAHA. What particular car model were you searching?

Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/05/2013 at 12:57

I guess Gypsies are a big issue in Detroit?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Mathias Rios
09/05/2013 at 13:01

ZR1, someone mentioned it in another post somewhere today and I went..hmm I wonder how much a C4 ZR1 costs...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
09/05/2013 at 13:01

Not that I was aware of LOL

McMike > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/05/2013 at 13:04

I first I found it funny that he mentioned "FULL COVRAGE INSURANCE" and "DEMOLITION BUSINESS" in the same sentence.

Then I realized the whole ad was one sentence. Never mind.

BJ > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/05/2013 at 13:06

Weird...

He's got an Escalade, a Cayenne, something green, a Carerra GT, a CLS (?), an R8, a Lambo, an old Lincoln (?) convertible, something I can't quite see, and another Porsche of some sort. Plus a ridiculous house on what we can assume is an expansive suburban acreage on the outskirts of what could be considered America's most downtrodden and troubled city, and yet the bank won't give him any more credit.

I wonder why that is?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike
09/05/2013 at 13:11

LOL, would have been a great phrase combo though. Even in one paragraph it's good.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > BJ
09/05/2013 at 13:11

Can't imagine

BJ > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/05/2013 at 13:12

Oh wait wait wait! I've got it!

It's because the bank manager is a gypsy! Those damned gypsy bankers...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > BJ
09/05/2013 at 13:14

That explains soo much